What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?